Where Is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were always in trouble.

The two were always getting causing problems and their parents always felt that if any bad deeds were reported in town, that their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at the end of their rope knowing what to do about their sons’ misbehavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had success in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, “We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!”

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The eight year old went to meet with him first.

The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?”

Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, “WHERE IS GOD?”

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and said, “What happened?”

The younger brother replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.”