What Nationality Was Jesus?

Was Jesus Irish, Puerto Rican, Italian, Black, Californian or Jewish?

3 ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS AN IRISHMAN:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He never held a steady job.
  3. His last request was a drink.

3 ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A PUERTO RICAN:

  1. His first name was Jesus.
  2. He was always in trouble with the law.
  3. His mother didn’t know who his father was.

3 ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS AN ITALIAN:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He worked in the building trades.

3 ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A BLACK:

  1. He called everybody brother.
  2. He had no permanent address.
  3. Nobody would hire him.

3 ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot.
  3. He invented a new religion.

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS A JEW:

  1. He went into his father’s business.
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.