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Valentine’s Day Humor

Happy Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Gift

One morning after a sweet dream Sarah all of a sudden woke up.

Her husband Brad asked her if anything was wrong.

“I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, Brad came home with a small package and gave it to her.

She was so happy.

Sarah eagerly opened the gift – and found a book titled “The Meaning Of Dreams.”

Valentine Cards

Tony walked into a post office right before Valentine’s Day.

He noticed a serious young man standing by a counter putting “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

After that the man took out a bottle of expensive perfume and started spraying the romantic scent all over the envelopes.

Tony’s wondered what was going on, so he asked the guy why he was sending so many cards.

He casually answered, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine Cards signed, ‘Guess Who?'”

“Why is that?” asked the puzzled Tony.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the young man said.

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