A cocky pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a quite buxomly blonde woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The gorgeous gal notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.”
The beautiful blonde says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The pilot explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
She then replies, “Oh, really? What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
“The blonde giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!”
The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast!”