32 politically correct ways to describe a woman

group politically correct women

  1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK
    She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
  2. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
    She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT
  3. She is not a BAD COOK
    She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
  4. She is not HALF NAKED
    She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED
  5. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY
    She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED
  6. She is not CONCEITED
    She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
  7. She does not GAIN WEIGHT
    She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
  8. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
    She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
  9. She is not EASY
    She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
  10. She does not TEASE or FLIRT
    She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION
  11. She is not DUMB
    She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
  12. She is not TOO SKINNY
    She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT
  13. She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE
    She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE
  14. She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
    She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT
  15. She has not BEEN AROUND
    She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
  16. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
    She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE
  17. She does not GET YOU EXCITED
    She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT
  18. She is not KINKY
    She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION
  19. She does not have a KILLER BODY
    She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
  20. She does not GO SHOPPING
    She is MALL FLUENT
  21. She is not an AIRHEAD
    She is REALITY IMPAIRED
  22. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
    She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
  23. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
    She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY
  24. She is not COLD or FRIGID
    She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE
  25. She is not HORNY
    She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
  26. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
    She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION
  27. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
    She is GRAVITY RESISTANT
  28. She does not NAG YOU
    She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
  29. She is not a SLUT
    She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
  30. She is not LOOSE
    She is MORALLY IMPAIRED
  31. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS
    She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
  32. She does not have THIN LIPS
    She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT