- ATD – At the Doctor’s
- BFF – Best Friends Funeral
- BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
- BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM – Covered by Medicare
- CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
- DWI – Driving While Incontinent
- FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
- GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GHA – Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
- LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Off
- LOL – Living on Lipitor
- OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
- TOT– Texting on Toilet
- WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
- WTF – When’s The Funeral?
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