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Sure-Fire Resume

Send this letter to your future employer to get the job you want: To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I […]

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Winning Retail Game

The simple trick of how a smart small store owner outwitted his brutal competition. The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival […]

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How to think on your feet

A customer tried to buy half a head of lettuce in the local supermarket. The youthful produce assistant told him the store only sells whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he’d ask his supervisor about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to […]