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Pay Raise

One day Jennifer the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Jennifer, why do you want an increase?” Jennifer: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said […]

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Girl’s Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in […]

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24 Female Truths

You cannot be a failure. The worst you can be is a housewife. If you commit a crime, you can blame it on what a man did to you at sometime in your life. Why get a driver’s license when you can get a boyfriend? People don’t assume you’re gay if you’re still a virgin […]