Top ten thoughts from 2009.
Have you ever noticed…. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? –George Carlin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the heck she is. –Ellen […]
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you’re next. And your point is… I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to […]