Tag: traffic ticket
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Traffic Ticket Jokes
GOOD A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS”…
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Speed Camera Revenge
Who said there isn’t anything to do in Oshkosh. Couple of weeks ago a van in Oshkosh housing a traffic ticket camera was approached by four youths. As the camera operator was talking to three of the boys about the van’s equipment and how it works, the fourth boy proceeded to undo the van’s front…
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Traffic ticket and screaming driver
What not to ask in court about a speeding ticket. State trooper describes speeder as AH on speeding ticket.
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Best traffic ticket excuses
Traffic ticket excuse ratings GOOD An Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many motorists exceeding the speed limit. Finally he found out the reason why: a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read RADAR TRAP AHEAD. The officer also discovered the…
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How a policeman deals with a speeding driver at a stop sign
A guy speeds by a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Guy says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a…
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Real reason for driver’s education classes
We’ve all seen it. People change when they get behind the wheel of a car. So now, to profile your personality, here is the Special Driving Test… 1: Which part of your car wears out most often? a: the wiper blades b: the belts c: the horn 2: Automatic door locks are good for… a:…