Suicide Hotline

What Would Happen If Terrorists Hosted A Suicide-Watch Hotline

old red dial telephoneI was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called a suicide-watch help Hotline.

I was put through to a “call center” in Pakistan.

I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.