When in doubt, entertain.
What To Write If You Are Unprepared For Class
If you are unprepared for homework, entertain. Student compares homework with giving birth.
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The Concept of Infinity With A Twist
Blame the teacher, not the student. Student gives a surprising answer to a math quiz.
What happens when a teacher does not phrase the question correctly.
The student who answered the question was correct in his or her own way.
Unwritten ways to thrive in college
Unwritten ways to thrive in college
Depends on how you define “thrive”
Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
Enjoy being a sophomore: it will be the best three years of your life.
Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into a lucrative “home pharmaceuticals” business.
If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
Boring lecture? Bring your headsets.
College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.
“I Phelta Thi” is not a real fraternity, except at state colleges.
Remember – almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.
Football games were never meant to be attended in a sober frame of mind.
Don’t think of it as sleeping with your professor – think of it as “acing biology.”
In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.
Of course, your parents may not believe this is the right way to thrive in college, because a job will not await you if you follow this guideline.
That is, even if you finish college at all like Bill Gates or Richard Branson.