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Top 10 funny golf caddy one-liners

Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss […]

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How Going To Church Is Like A Football Game

Could attending church be described by a football announcer?.

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You won’t believe what sports commentators said on live tv

The censors could not stop these comments before they went live on national sports telecasts with surprising results. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I […]