We repair what your husband fixed.
Pizza shop slogan
7 days without pizza makes one weak.
Door of a plastic surgeons office
Hello, can we pick your nose?
Sign at the psychic’s Hotline
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.
At A Laundry Shop
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Towing Company
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electricians truck
Let us remove your shorts.
On Maternity Room Door
Push, Push, Push.
On a Taxidermist’s window
We really know our stuff.
On a Butchers window
Let me meat your needs.
On a fence
Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive.
On a desk in a reception room
We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.
In a Veterinarians waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
On the door of a Computer Store
Out for a quick byte.
In a Restaurant window
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home
Drive carefully, we’ll wait.