Local Merchant Slogans

Plumber
We repair what your husband fixed.

Pizza shop slogan
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Door of a plastic surgeons office
Hello, can we pick your nose?

Sign at the psychic’s Hotline
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

At A Laundry Shop
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a Towing Company
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an Electricians truck
Let us remove your shorts.

On Maternity Room Door
Push, Push, Push.

On a Taxidermist’s window
We really know our stuff.

On a Butchers window
Let me meat your needs.

On a fence
Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive.

On a desk in a reception room
We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.

In a Veterinarians waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!

On the door of a Computer Store
Out for a quick byte.

In a Restaurant window
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home
Drive carefully, we’ll wait.