Tag: seniors

  • How To Tell If You’ve Had Too Much Of The 90s

    How To Tell If You’ve Had Too Much Of The 90s

    You tried to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.” You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3 You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that…

  • 9 Trick Questions That Seem Easy But Aren’t

    9 Trick Questions That Seem Easy But Aren’t

    Sharpen your mind with these simple trick questions to keep you mentally alert. Research has shown exercising the mind helps a person to prolong their mental capacity and avoid dementia in their latter years. Have fun and stay mentally sharp with these trick questions. ANSWERS

  • Quotes From 1957

    Quotes From 1957

    If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is outrageous. If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire help at the store. Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys…

  • Truthful Older Lady Testifies and Judge Panics

    Truthful Older Lady Testifies and Judge Panics

    A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial: a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…

  • Hilarious Description of Retardment In Florida By Grandchild Makes You Laugh Outloud

    Hilarious Description of Retardment In Florida By Grandchild Makes You Laugh Outloud

    A teacher asked her young students how they spent their vacation. One child wrote a funny description about her grandparents living a life of retardment in Florida : “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. “They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved…

  • Annual Dementia Test

    It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory…