Tag: seniors
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What 5 Men Visit A Frivolous Old Gal?
We old folks are worth a fortune now with silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet, and gas in our stomachs. I have become a little older, and a few changes have come to my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old…
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Elderly Driver On I-95
An elderly man was driving on the highway. His cell phone rang. He heard his wife urgently warning him, “Honey, there’s a news flash about a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.” He answered, “It’s not just one car.” “There are hundreds of them!” Funny version by a comedian You…
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Elderly Lady Finds Her Hearing Aid
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Sadie noticed something funny about Martha’s ear and she said, “Martha, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Martha answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Sadie, I’m glad you saw…
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I laughed at this joke about a husband’s healing powers in bed
This elderly couple watches a show on a television preacher’s healing powers one night while at home. The preacher faces the camera, and demonstrates his healing power by saying to his audience in a forceful and convincing manner, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program.” “Place one hand…
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Aging Barbie Catalog
Twelve examples of adult versions of Barbie dolls.
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What Is An Old Lady Scam?
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but the old lady happened to be in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said,…