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Job Application by Retiree

An alleged actual job application submitted by a 75-year-old retiree. They hired him because he was so funny. NAME Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate). DESIRED POSITION Company’s Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I […]

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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

I think I’m coming down with it, and it doesn’t discriminate between males and females! AAADD – KNOW THE SYMPTOMS … PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how […]

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Hearing aid for seniors

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the […]