Elderly Couple At Burger King

At Burger King an elderly couple ordered one burger, one order of fries and one coke with two glasses.

elderly couple sharing a hamburger

When they got to their booth, the man placed a napkin in front of himself and one in front of his wife, then proceeded to divide the fries, cut the burger in half and divided the coke equally.

A gentleman nearby noticed and offered to buy the elderly couple another meal of burger, fries and Coke.

The woman then said, “No you don’t understand. We’ve been married over 50 years and all our life we agreed to split everything right down the middle.”

Her husband then began eating, as she sat with her hands in her lap.

The gentleman nearby noticed and was curious why the elderly couple was not eating  at the same time.

The lady said she wasn’t eating because,  “As I said before, we split everything right down the middle, and it’s his day to use the teeth first.”

Senior Golfer Plays At Pebble Beach

Perfect hole for senior golfer

perfect golf hole for senior

A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it.

The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that just out off the coast.

It was something the senior golfer had tried hundreds of times without success.

His ball always seemed to fall short and into the water.

Because of this the senior golfer never used a new ball on this particular hole, but picked one that had a cut or a nick on it.

One year he went out to Pebble Beach to try his luck again.

When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a silent prayer.

Before he hit it, however, a powerful voice from above said: “WAIT …REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND-NEW BALL.”

He did so, but with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that the Lord seemed to be implying that He was going to let the senior golfer finally achieve his lifelong ambition.

As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again: “WAIT … STEP BACK … TAKE A PRACTICE SWING.”

So he stepped back and took a practice swing.

The voice boomed out again: “TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING.”

The senior golfer obeyed the order and silence followed the second swing.

Then the voice spoke out again: “PUT THE OLD BALL BACK.”