Tag: relationships
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17 Signs Of A Bad Date
Dating can be a thrilling adventure, but sometimes, you find yourself on a date that doesn’t quite hit the mark. While not every date will be a match made in heaven, there are clear signals that suggest you might be sailing towards the wrong port. Keep an eye out for these 17 signs that things…
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She Said, He Said
Ethan and Emma were browsing in a tech store, eyeing the latest gadgets that promised to change their lives in unimaginable ways. Ethan, being the tech-savvy guy he was, couldn’t resist the pull of a sleek smartwatch displayed front and center. He loved its features, imagining all the ways it would fit in his life.…
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Pending Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…
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Rules For Girlfriend 8.0 To Wife 1.0 Swap
“Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 8.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization…
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Man’s Complete Guide To Answering “Do I Look Fat?”
It is Saturday, a crisp autumn afternoon, and you’re exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch in front of a televised sporting event. Opening beer number two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment, except maybe a bigger television.…
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8 Questions By Women That Get Men In Trouble
“Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is part of an ongoing campaign to domesticate you. Suggest that she try on the other…