Woody Allen Quotes

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to […]

Funny Kid’s Quotes

Stories with funny kids quotes POLICE OFFICER IN SCHOOL While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My mother said if […]