Tag: politicians

  • Bumper Stickers About Politics

    Frodo failed. Donald Trump has the ring. If you can read this, you’re not the president. The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake. Vote Democrat – it’s easier than working! Vote Republican – it’s easier than thinking! In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks…

  • Cowards And Corrupt Politicians

    A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of…

  • How To Recognize A Congressman

    The yuppie totally reveals his lack of common sense to a cowhand.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Pat Buchanan To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. The Bible And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross…

  • Post-War Afghanistan

  • Snake And The Rabbit

    A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of forest pathways one day, when they collided at a crossing. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the accident. The snake claimed that he had been blind since birth, and should be given the benefit of…