Tag: police

  • 21 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer

    21 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer

    I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition…

  • Trooper Stops Beautiful Blonde Speeding in Tesla and Gets Some City Attitude

    Trooper Stops Beautiful Blonde Speeding in Tesla and Gets Some City Attitude

    Amid the vast Texas highways, under the scorching sun and surrounded by miles of open land, State Trooper Josh was always on the lookout for any jerks on the highway. Texas had loads of speedsters, but on this particular day, a shiny, sleek Tesla with New York plates caught his attention. It zoomed past like…

  • Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses

    Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses

    A policeman stops a driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license says that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Comedian gives the backstory Have you ever had…

  • 8 Traffic Cop Quotes Will Serve As a Warning

    8 Traffic Cop Quotes Will Serve As a Warning

    “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?” “The answer to this last question will determine…

  • Funny story about Fred Dingaling

    A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies. “Fred what?”…

  • Secret of Fishing

    No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite,…