Why cops love donuts explained in one picture.
“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”
“So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”
“The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”
“No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”
“Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
“Life’s tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.”
“In God we trust, all others are suspects.”
The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?”
“Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts.
“Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.
“Well, meet the new game warden.”
“Oh,” gulped the fisherman. “Well, do you know who I am?”
“Meet the biggest liar in the state.”