10 Office Phrases

Some People Just Have Dirty Minds

Ten commmon phrases used at the office that can have unintended double meanings.

  1. I need to whip it out by 5.
  2. Mind if I use your laptop?
  3. Just stick it in my box.
  4. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag.
  5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
  6. HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid.
  7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  8. It’s an entry-level position.
  9. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
  10. It’s not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there.