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How to get rich

Wealthy old man tells a young the guaranteed way to become rich. Getting money the old-fashioned way. Easy way to riches.

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What happens when film producer loses his arm?

A film producer parks his brand new Porsche Carerra Cabriolet, and just as he swings the door open to get out, a truck speeds by and completely tears it off. The producer, ready to kill, grabs his cell phone, dials his assistant and tells her to dial 911 immediately. Soon a cop pulls up, but […]

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Stock Market News Today

In case you missed it, in the stock market today: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were […]