Man Survives Fall From 20th Floor

How could someone jump through a 20th floor window and still be alive? Brain teaser and riddle.

windows in skyscraper
Overcome with depression the man looked through the filthy window on the 20th floor of the office tower.

He slid the window open and jumped through the opening.

There was nothing blocking the drop from the window to the pavement below.

But when he landed he was unhurt!

How could have he survived a jump from 20th floor?

Read the answer below.


Answer

The window washer was so depressed cleaning windows he jumped inside

Man and woman disagree on the price of an affair

money for an affair

A man met a stunningly beautiful woman, who agreed to spend the night with him for a price.

After some chitchat, they settled on $1,000 for a night of fun together.

Before he left the next morning, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent for Apartment.”

On the way back to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the entire evening of pleasure wasn’t worth the price.

He sent a check for $500 with the enclosed note:

“Dear Madam,

“Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $500 for rent of your apartment.

“I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

  1. It had never been occupied
  2. There was plenty of heat
  3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

“Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the woman immediately sent back the following reply to him:

“Dear Sir,

“First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

“As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.

“Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlord.”

Ten Reasons God Created Eve For Adam

eve in garden

  1. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
  2. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)
  3. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
  4. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appointment for himself.
  5. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
  6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men never would be able to handle childbearing.
  7. As “Keeper of the Garden,” Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
  8. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
  9. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone!”
  10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, “I can do better than that”.