Tag: medical

  • Actual Comments on Medical Patient’s Charts

    Actual Comments on Medical Patient’s Charts

    She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it disappeared. The patient is tearful and…

  • Lab Rabbit Meets Wild Rabbits

    Lab Rabbit Meets Wild Rabbits

    A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It…

  • Why a Child Is In Tears About Urine Test

    Why a Child Is In Tears About Urine Test

    Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: “Why are you crying?” 1st Child: “I came here for a blood test.” 2nd Child: “So? Are you afraid?” 1st Child: “No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.” At this, the second one started crying.…

  • How wife tells bad news to her husband

    Brad was in a horrific motorcycle accident and learned the bad news that his legs were almost totally crushed. After a few of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable outcome. Due however, to Brad’s frail condition, the physician was afraid to give him…

  • Patient Questions Prescription

    A panicked patient called her doctor’s office concerning a refill for a prescription. “Is it true,” the woman wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed for me has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor answered. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued,…

  • Redneck Medical Terms

    Artery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria Barium: What doctors do when patients die Benign: What you be after you be eight Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome Catscan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Colic: A sheep dog Coma: A punctuation mark D&C: Where Washington is Dilate: To…