Tag: medical
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What Did Doctor Say After Patient Gets Mauled By Giant Insect?
Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot giant cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar…
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Unfiltered Review of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony By Health Care Company Raises Concerns
A managed care company’s president was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his managed care reviewers. The next morning, the president asked her how she enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a…
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How Not Relieve A Headache
Alex was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. “The good news is…
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Physician Prescribes Suppositories
A senior citizen was not feeling very well, so his wife made him go to their family doctor. The physician examined him and said, “You’ve got an intestinal disorder. I’m going to prescribe some suppositories for you.” A few weeks later the doctor saw his patient in the neighborhood and asked him: “So, how did…
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9 Trick Questions That Seem Easy But Aren’t
Sharpen your mind with these simple trick questions to keep you mentally alert. Research has shown exercising the mind helps a person to prolong their mental capacity and avoid dementia in their latter years. Have fun and stay mentally sharp with these trick questions. ANSWERS
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Trick Questions Answers
Here are the standard answers to the trick question quiz. Can you think of more creative answers to these? Back to quiz