Golden Urinal At The Golden Saloon

Where was the Golden Saloon with the golden urinal?

golden urinal

A guy comes home completely drunk one night.

He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

“Where the hell have you been all night?” she demands.

“At this fantastic new bar,” he says.

“The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal’s gold!”

The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks a directory, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.

She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.

“Is this the Golden Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

“Yes it is,” bartender answers.

“Do you have huge golden doors?”

“Sure do.” “Do you have golden floors?”

“Most certainly do.”

“What about golden urinals?”

There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,

“Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!”

Barber and cheating wife

barber giving haircut

A man asks the barber in a shop, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around, seeing a lot of customers, said, “About 2 hours.”

The guy left but didn’t return that day.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before you can give me a haircut?”

The barber looked around his shop and said, “About 3 hours.”

The guy left and again, and didn’t come back.

A week later, the same man stuck his head in the place and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.”

The guy went out of the shop.

The barber turned to his friend and said, “Hey, Jim do me a favor follow him, and see where he goes.”

“The guy keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut from me, but never comes back.”

A little while later, Jim returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, “So, where does he go when he leaves?”

“Your house!”