Tag: lawyers
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Lawyer seeks help from Bible
A lawyer on his deathbed called out to his wife for help. She rushed in and said, “What is it, honey?” He told her to run and get his Bible as fast as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She got it and prepared to read him his favorite…
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Lawyer with bad news and good news
A lawyer delivers bad news to a client, but some good news also.
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What does the lawyer offer the doctor after a car accident?
Why you should never accept help from a friendly lawyer. One day a doctor’s car and a lawyer’s car collided on an isolated country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from a bottle of whiskey the lawyer had in…
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Mr. Smith Passed Away
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?” asked the client on the phone. “I’m very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night,” the receptionist answered. “Is Mr. Smith there?” repeated the client. The receptionist was perplexed. “Perhaps you didn’t…
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Signs You Might Need A Different Lawyer
You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” He tells you that he’s never told a lie. He…
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Deathbed Wish
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Harris was instructing his lawyer on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, stocks, bonds, property, art and money to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.” “And that is?” queried the lawyer. “In order to inherit, she must marry again within six…