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Kitchen Wisdom Quotes
- If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, then this kitchen is delirious.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- Sit – Give Thanks – Eat – Praise the cook
- This kitchen is closed due to illness: I’m sick of cooking.
- If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
- The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Keep this kitchen clean: eat out.
- Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen, only vending machines.
- I do my part to keep the planet green: just look in my refrigerator.
- God blesses this kitchen, but He doesn’t clean it.
- I like hugs and I like kisses, but what I’d love is help with the dishes.
- Make yourself at home: clean my kitchen.
- I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.