May I Take Your Order?

McDonalds Appeals To Kids

doctor's stethoscope An friend of mine, who is a physician, told her story about her four-year-old daughter’s McDonalds experience.

On the way to preschool, she left her stethoscope on the car seat when her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

At first my friend was excited that her daughter wanted to follow in her footsteps.

Finally the child calmly spoke into the instrument and said, “Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”

Retail Employee Application

stereotypical salesmanA manager of a large national retail clothing store is looking over a potential employee’s application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before.

He asks the applicant, “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.”

The man’s logical answer was: “The work is so much more difficult when I don’t know anything about what I have to do.”

Job Motivational Quotes

How to motivate employees at work.

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings — they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

If at first you don’t succeed — try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.

Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!

Go the extra mile — It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Pride, commitment, teamwork — words we use to get you to work for free.

Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.