A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves, and have an loud and animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is drawn when she hears one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.”
“You swearing and cursing rude men,” the lady said in a very haughty fashion.
“We don’t talk about our sex lives in public places here!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the Italian.
“Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.”