Why are the three wise men wearing fireman helmets? The answer is in the Bible.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly. Sell Girl […]
20 WaYs To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing their, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You’ve got to be faster than that.” Every time someone asks you to do […]