Bumper Stickers About Health and Fitness

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Health and Fitness
The Bumper Sticker Way

  1. If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  2. So many cats, so few recipes.
  3. Save the trees: wipe your butt with an owl.
  4. EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.
  5. I don’t have a beer gut: I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
  6. Rehab is for quitters.
  7. I’m a vegetarian – I eat anything that eats greens.
  8. I said “no” to drugs, but they didn’t listen.
  9. I have the body of a god: Buddha.
  10. Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
  11. Say “NO” to drugs: that will bring the prices down.

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