Poem for the day after Christmas Remorseful poem on when all hope seems lost to shed the pounds gained during a Christmas binge. Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste At the holiday parties had gone […]
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Early exit at the family Thanksgiving dinner
20 funny excuses for an early exit from the dreaded boring Thanksgiving dinner with the family. Remind your 12-year old brother or sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs. Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the […]