Tag: employees

  • Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer

    Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer

    Grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change.The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also, pleaseHelp me to be carefulOf the toes, I step on today,As they may be connected to the…

  • 11 Sarcastic Tips Managers Wish They Could Give Their Associates

    11 Sarcastic Tips Managers Wish They Could Give Their Associates

    Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me…

  • Engineer Personality Quiz

    Does a person have the personality traits of an engineer? The following questions would help determine that. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you…