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Bumper Stickers About Driving

Driving Lessons The Bumper Sticker Guide Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal. If you believe in telepathy, think about honking. If you can read this, I’ve lost the trailer! Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph. Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it! Don’t bother honking or […]

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What happens when film producer loses his arm?

A film producer parks his brand new Porsche Carerra Cabriolet, and just as he swings the door open to get out, a truck speeds by and completely tears it off. The producer, ready to kill, grabs his cell phone, dials his assistant and tells her to dial 911 immediately. Soon a cop pulls up, but […]

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What people do if they love Jesus

The wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday school class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last week: The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I […]