New Word Definitions

Invented English New Words Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back […]

Dating Definitions

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH […]

Alternative Word Definitions

Humorous definitions for common words. coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk. willy-nilly, (adj.) impotent. negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when […]