Tag: dating
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Bring the Romance Back in Love
Kissing is an art form, a language of love that speaks volumes without uttering a single word. It’s an intimate dance between two souls, a way to express feelings of love, desire, and affection. But even in the world of kisses, room exists for creativity and exploration. Moving beyond the ordinary, kissing in imaginative ways…
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How the Ultimate Dating Agreement Should Look in Today’s World of Social Media
Dating Agreement Guide Before you agree to a relationship, have your partner agree to the terms of this dating agreement. The party of the first part (herein referred to as “she”), being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as “him”):…
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Sally Likes To Screw
It’s the spring of 1962, and Tommy goes to pick up his date, Sally. Tommy’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and the latest haircut. When he goes to the front door, Sally’s dad answers the doorbell and invites her handsome date inside the home. “Sally’s not ready yet, so why don’t you…
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High-Maintenance Date
Four excellent definitions of a high-maintenance woman are listed in the urban dictionary, such as “excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler.” So in other words, the guy has a tiger by the tail and he better be prepared for the ride. This askmen.com guideline on high-maintenance dating compares…
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Beautiful blind date gone wrong
Roger sets up Jason to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Jason is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Jason, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.” “Don’t worry.” Roger says, “Just go up to her…
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Funny Application To Date Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician. Please fill in the blanks: If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded would be my____________________________ If I were beaten, the last…