Tag: computers
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Computer revenge with a knockout
Don’t hit the computer: it might hit back! Let this animation be a warning for office workers who get frustrated by a misbehaving computer, and hitting it. The day of computer revenge will come and it will be a knockout by the computer. Leave the computer alone and let the IT department handle your computer…
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Is Your Friend A Hacker?
The hacker’s 401k contributions are made in half-cent increments. He whispers, “Let’s see you use that credit card now, Professor “I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!” The hacker wins Lotto in different states five years in row. He gives his phone number in hex. If the internet connection goes down, he remains totally calm. Anyone who annoys a hacker gets…
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Fictional Computer Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw your computer out. I repeat, do not ever again use your computer should it be infected with any of these horrible viruses. Tonya Harding Virus Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Paul Revere Virus Warns…