Tag: college

  • College Grad Sweeps Floor

    A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I…

  • Writing A College Paper

    Unspoken Method On Writing A College Paper Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. Log onto chat, Facebook and Twitter (be sure to go on away!). Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some…

  • Coed In Football Jersey

    Young coed makes the football team. A beautiful young busty coed sat down in the classroom on the opening day of her college course proudly wearing the football team’s jersey. The young guy sitting behind the coed tapped her on the shoulder and asked her, “What are you doing, coming to class wearing the school’s…

  • How To Recruit Guys For College

    Best reason for going to college in South Florida.

  • Unwritten ways to thrive in college

    Unwritten ways to thrive in college Depends on how you define “thrive” Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. Enjoy being a sophomore: it will be the best three years of your life. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into…