Classic Jokes List
What did Jay-Z call Beyoncé after he proposed to her?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What happened to the ATM that was addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawal symptoms.
What do most people do on a date?
On the first date they tell each other lies, which usually gets them a second date.
What did the the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look pop-pop: no hands!
To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why can’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
2 Antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was great.
What do you call a belt made out of watches??
A waste of time
Did you hear about the cop who was issued a taser?
He was stunning.
Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room?
So the relatives won’t have to waste any time.
How do you decide who marry?
You flip a coin – heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.