You need to see these 16 notices to believe them. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Notice in a dry cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here […]
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Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently […]
T-Shirt Quotes
Filthy, Stinking, Rich — Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up My Husband and I Married for […]