Tag: blondes
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Beautiful Blonde Painter Makes Huge Mistake On The Job
Doris, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. At the first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Doris, “Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint…
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Blonde Paints Lines On Road
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works Department of the local county. Her assignment was to paint lines down the center of a rural road from yellow paint bucket. The supervisor told her she was on probation and she had to stay at or above an average…
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Foggy Golf Course
Two blondes were playing in a foggy golf course and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway on the par three hole. To their amazement as they walked up to the green, they found one golf ball three feet from the cup, while the other golf ball somehow had…
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Blonde With Glass Eye
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick…
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Blonde On An Airplane
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to economy because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Sweden.”…
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One-Line Blonde Jokes
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop. Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so they turned around and went…