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One-Line Blonde Jokes

What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop. Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so they turned around and went […]

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Year In Review – The Blonde Version

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make […]