Urgent Beer Warning

For some this BEER WARNING ADVISORY comes too late, while others we hope men read this advisory in time.

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “beer.”

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs.”

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex!

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific-looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before; often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.”

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.”

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after the beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please: Forward this beer warning to every male you know.

urgent beer warning for men

If you fall victim to this “beer” scam and the women using it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up “golf courses” in the phone book.

 

Three piggies go out for drinks and dinner

Three Piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

“I would like a Sprite,” said the first piggy.

“I would like a Coke,” said the second piggy.

“I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” said the third piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took the three piggies’ orders for dinner.

“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.

“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.

“I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” said the third piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter returned to the table and asked if the three piggies would like any dessert.

“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.

“I want a cheesecake,” said the second piggy.

“I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” exclaimed the third little piggy.

“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter to the last piggy,”but why have you only ordered beer all evening?”

The third piggy says, “Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee,’ all the way home!”

Evolution of Beer Bellies

Stages of man from a primitive to today.

Beer bellies, or how men can take their drinks with them wherever they go.

evolution of beer belly

Seems like beer and bellies go together like peanut butter and jelly. Matter of fact, peanut butter and butter and jelly could result in beer bellies, but without the euphoria of alcohol or the hangovers.

Not surprisingly, apes who developed beer bellies didn’t last long because they couldn’t outrun a hungry lion, or were so wasted they didn’t care. As apes got smarter and evolved into humans, they didn’t have to worry so much about becoming meals for lions. Now we know that intelligence is the real reason for the existence of beer bellies.

Men must decide whether a lion looking for an easy meal or a heart attack is their greater threat. Most likely the fate of beer bellies will be discussed over a comforting brew.