Tag: animals
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Tragedy Strikes After Carpet Installation Ends Badly
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpets in a rather large home. After he stepped out for a smoke, the carpet layer realized he couldn’t find his cigarette pack. As he was looking around the home, in the middle of one room, under the carpet, he stepped on a bump. The carpet layer said…
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Green Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop to purchase a couple of canaries. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner. “We don’t have any canaries, but we have these lovely birds for sale,” he said as he displayed some pale green parakeets. “But that’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady…
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82 Cow Riddles For Your Enjoyment
Q: Why do cows wear bells?A: Their horns don’t work. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bulldozer Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?A: He takes the bull by the horns. Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?A: Wait til one busts a moooooove. Q:…
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Lab Rabbit Meets Wild Rabbits
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It…
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Humorous Report On How 15 Types of Professions Hunt Elephants Will Make You Smile
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics will prove the existence of at least…
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Hugs from furry friends
Video clips of unconditional love and affection from our furry and feathery friends during tough times.