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2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special: Turkey $235; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: An antique desk suitable for […]