Secrets from parked car in the woods

Tales of car in the woods

Little Billy watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, Billy followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Kate in a passionate embrace.

Little Billy found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

“Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Kate.

“I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Kate a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

“Then Aunt Kate helped Daddy take his pants off, and then Aunt Kate…”

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, “Billy, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.

“I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

At the dinner table, Mommy asked Billy to tell his story.

Billy started his story, “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Kate.

“I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Kate a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

“Then Aunt Kate helped Daddy take his pants off, and then Aunt Kate and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Jim used to do when Daddy was at work.”

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