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Best habit at urinal in public restroom

urinals in public restroom
Urinals in public restroom

What’s the best way for a man to relieve himself at a urinal in public restroom.

Let’s compare a lawyer, an economist, and a teacher as each one does his thing at the urinal.

Who do you think has the best answer when asked about his sanitary methods.

The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He explains “I was taught to be thorough.”

The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says “I was taught to be environmentally friendly.”

The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says “I was taught not to piss on my hands.”